Even if we’re married for 23 years,
I still want you to flirt with me. A novel written by me.  (via lovequotesrus)

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megustamemes:

FBI’s priorities.
fartpop:

"Lady Gaga is over"

dragonsateyourtoast:

charlesoberonn:

Please don’t tell girls “The boy who’s picking on you actually just likes you”

Even if it’s true, you shouldn’t teach girls to respect that sort of affection.

And you should definitely not teach boys that expressing their attraction to women through violence and disrespect is ok.

THANK YOU

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20 hours ago // 108,396 notes
runwayandbeauty:

Josephine Skriver for Porter Magazine by Chris Colls.
  • Status: Rain! :)
  • Older person on Facebook: Us too, so badly needed as well. Tell your mom I said hi. How is the family? Tell everyone hi from us. We miss you all so much. Wish we could be there. You're a beautiful young woman.

20 hours ago // 520,419 notes
getabducted:

Fuck off are you serious right now, this is not fair
nowyoukno:

bestofnowyoukno:

nowyoukno:

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Chef Ramsay hired Horst from Ratatouille.


never forget
kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

elvve:

*bangs fist on table* I WANT COLD WEATHER

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